someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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