i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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