i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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