Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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