i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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