Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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