BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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