Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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