Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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