Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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