I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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