I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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