Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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