Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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