My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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