I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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