Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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