I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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