it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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