Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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