I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He's on the porch naked. Help.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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