They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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