dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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