remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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