There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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