i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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