i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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