If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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