At least make sure they are 18
Why
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You smell like stripper and shame
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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