What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I am one with the molecules
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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