your thong is hanging out like whoa
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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