Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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