No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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