I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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