Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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