oh god the rape fog is back!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This house was built for laser tag.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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