even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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