I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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