you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Send help, water and tortillas.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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