how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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