My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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