Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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