11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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