Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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