On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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