Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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