love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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