Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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