Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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