please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Come see our sink grown plant.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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