The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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